ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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