'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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