Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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