brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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