Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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