Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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