absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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