Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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