took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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