so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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