I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You don't make any sense
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