Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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