So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
