But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Randomize
