I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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