She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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