I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
