Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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