Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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