Dual....:-)
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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