is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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