9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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