At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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