are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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