that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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