I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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