he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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