How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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