I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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