Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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