yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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