So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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