return my video game
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Randomize