'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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