Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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