He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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