I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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