i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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