I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
