My pussy is not your playground.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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