the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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