the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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