butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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