i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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