Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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