The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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