Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Randomize
