I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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