I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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