ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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