I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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