We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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