i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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