so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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