yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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