i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Randomize
