LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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