But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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