Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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