I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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